The Cornbread TactiGoat
$1,499.00
- All terrain package standard.
- Compact models available.
- Benjamin .177 pneumatic rifles.
- Runs on clean energy.
- Kid Friendly.
- Hates Communists.
Description
Want to keep weeds and communists out of your yard? Look no further. This highly trained, motivated, and fully equipped TactiGoat can be yours. All local and state laws apply. Buyer is responsible for all shipping arrangements. 
Charlie –
We bought a Tactigoat from Cornbread some time ago to keep an eye on the place. It actually worked one day when Antifa showed up to protest our flag pole for flying Ole Glory. The Cornbread Tactigoat sprang into action. Lightening fast, ruthless, and badass. One look at my Tactigoat and these idiots dropped their “Feel the Bern” signs and ran away to a safespace. 10/10 would buy again.
Steve –
Arguably the most effective self-defense tool in my EDC. When not in use, this tool doubles as a low cost lawnmower. Highly recommended!